What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 00:01

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.